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smalltittyanime:

Bae: Come over

Me: I’m busy looking at crab memes

Bae: But I’m horny

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churchsext:

bitch about how much “technology is ruining society” all you want. im gonna go communicate with hundreds of people at once while u fuck the stonehenge 

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It is my birthday. Yes.

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flannelbuttphenomenon:

life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.”  months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”

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littleleahlamb2k15:

I love feels at a party where’s the one with the cyberpunk guy I need to see that again?

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shfifty-five-en-half:

The cast of The Princess Bride 25 years later. Entertainment Weekly

Brb, crying

Fucking miss you Andre.

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ani-plamo:

puflwiz:

Me in 50 years

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ani-plamo:

puflwiz:

Me in 50 years

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childishflamingo:

my favorite thing in stories is when the antagonist doesn’t die, but instead they realize they were being kind of a stupid dick (maybe because the protagonist saved them or something) and then they have to kind of awkwardly tag along with the heroes in order to make up for their mistakes and gradually become slightly less evil

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chickensnack:

TUESDAY AGAIN NO PROBLEM

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